Sunday, February 25, 2007

If you are a cross dresser, you know its a bad day when......

You make a Dr's appt. at the dermatologist. You get there and fill out paper work (you've been there before so you are a prior patent) and they pull your file double check insurance and off you sit. They call you into the back room and the nurse comes in and ask why you are there and you tell her. She then ask if you would like to have the Dr. scan you body for any moles or irregularities that might be cancerous. So you sit and ponder briefly
knowing that the Dr. is an Asian male and also pondering that you have chosen to wear your pretty white thong panties that day. So, you decide sure why not. Better be safe then sorry in the long run right? And besides, you think to yourself, the Dr. could probably use a good laugh later after you leave. So the nurse says get out of your clothes but leave your under ware on and get into this paper gown and the dr. will be in shortly. You sit and wait and a few minuets later there is a knock at the door and in walks this beautiful tall blonde Dr's assistant. She says that the Dr. is extreamly busy and do you mind if she does the scanning for him... at this point your like GULP um sure... too late to back out now! Now you know she couldn't help but to see the thong in the back when she removed the gown and checked your back side... however she never said a word though.... needles to say you are a little uncomfortable, but thankful you decided to wear the pretty ones today!!!


Seriously, I can't make this shit up but it was WAY too funny not to share!!

2 comments:

Cas said...

Tall blondes can appreciate a pretty white thong as well as the next guy, er, girl, er, whatever.

At least it wasn't the same ole thong and dance she's probably used to.

(In my best Neil Diamond impersonation) Thong, Thong blue - everybody needs one...

Same thong, different day?

I got a million of 'em.

Cat said...

OMG! I am rolling! Only you Cas! Thats funnier than the story! (which by the way, I will have you know, is a true account of an actual event!!) Oh, and thanks, now that song is stuck in my head only with your changes to it!!! heheheeheheee