Friday Funny

WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLINGOUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCEMOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASSAND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOKMORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WEREJUST FOUR HOURS AGO

5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WELOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME ANEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTINGNEXT TO US.

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLYGOOD AT IT.

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVINGUS JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THEGIN.10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKETHE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID IS DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULTTHAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.


Okay, tell the truth.......how many of you saw yourself in these???? I know I did! and with some of you!!! But hey, it was fun wasn't it???

Have a GREAT Friday everyone!