Expect to hear on the Food Network:
1 = Anyone eating an artichoke, oughtachoke!
2 = I'm sweating like a fat girl writing her first love letter!!
3 = I have a camera.......Its called Food Porn!!!
4 = Butter my bun baby!
And things you dont expect to see:
Six well-built attractive men carrying in a buttload of butter! OMG! what could be better?!?!?!
And last but not least, Paula Dean eating butter out of the hand of one of those well-built attractivve men and then eating down his arm! DAM! Lucky woman!
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Things you don't.....
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you know.. if I hadn't been sitting here with you, I would have never believed that shit...
funny... thanks for the 'date' your grandma rocks!!!
Yeah she loves you, you little free-loader! hehehehee Even though she probably thinks we are now lesbians. Oh well. She loves us anyway. hehehehe
I want a 'freeloader' like me...
hell, i clean, cook, keep your ass happy and pay the light bill... plus i do light remodeling...
what a fucking free loader.. oh did you hear i was narcissitic (sp?)too.. can you say POT!!!!
No shit right??? Good thing she asked me so quietly if you were paying bills are not huh? With you sitting right there??? That was hillarious. I will just tell her that you pay me in other ways!!! heheheehe See, its not the MAN you are "living" with that people need to worry about! heheheehe
Quote from 7 year-old Savannah: "That was harder than walking through a balloon store with a porcupine purse."
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